just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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