What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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