I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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