yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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