Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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