My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
