even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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