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You love popeyes more than me

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does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?

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(402): You love popeyes more than me (1-402): does delicious chicken come out of your vagina? http://tfl.nu/hcyr

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how was your day?

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fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?

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(850): how was your day? (404): fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i? http://tfl.nu/0urf

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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.

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(816): He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost. http://tfl.nu/3w08

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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.

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(518): med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV. http://tfl.nu/e3eb

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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes

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(540): all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes http://tfl.nu/yixn

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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.

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(516): Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer. http://tfl.nu/tp9x

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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.

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(520): We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis. http://tfl.nu/wjfa

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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.

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(903): I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up. http://tfl.nu/rp3b

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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.

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(330): She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time. http://tfl.nu/qns1

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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?

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(602): I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!? http://tfl.nu/p185

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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.

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(727): Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules. http://tfl.nu/9nm8

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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"

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(631): I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path" http://tfl.nu/xcvb

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(218): View more from Minnesota

You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.

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(218): You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk. http://tfl.nu/cpk7

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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.

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(208): Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one. http://tfl.nu/4da2

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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.

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(202): She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family. http://tfl.nu/nmso

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