Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.