the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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