ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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