I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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