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• (850): View more from Florida

  paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury

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• (415): View more from California

  i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  No subtext here. People are naked.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I have no recollection of sleep choking you

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• (408): View more from California

  The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.

  (408): View more from California

  You've ruined television for me.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte

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• (716): View more from New York

  I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm experimenting with sincerity

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.

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