People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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