i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.