So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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