Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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