did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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