I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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