Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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