There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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