I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That accounts for only three of the penises
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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