Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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