I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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