Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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