A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm too high and old for this...
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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