ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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