week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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