Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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