the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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