Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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