Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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