I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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