I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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