Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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