Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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