FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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