we have officially lost it.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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