I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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