I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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