do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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