How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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