Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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