never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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