your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
All I want is dick and wine.
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