Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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