I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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