covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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