you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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