Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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