As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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