JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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