At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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