Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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