Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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