shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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